Performances: 7:30pm & 9:30pm

A spicy Kennedy Center favorite returns! Coming in hot with line-crossing comedy roast bravado, The Time Machine Roast hurls its hilarious flaming arrows at history. Nationally touring comedians get into character & costume for the meanest, funniest, most outrageous, historically accurate jokes you've ever heard!

Taking a critical look at the legacy of monumental historical figures & roasting their hypocrisies, mistakes (and of course, their sex lives), The Time Machine Roast sets its audacious sights on history's Hall of Fames & Mount Rushmores. From emperors to inventors, from artists to entrepreneurs, no reputation is safe!